They don't make women for men like me
so i'll spend my life lonely and free
what a woman wants is simple and pure
   a diamond, a car, a house for sure
but i ain't got no money
    to spend on my honey
          the problem, you see, is i'm too poor
and my girlfriend just won't sleep on the floor

a bright sunny day, and a cool gentle breeze
            is all it takes for me to please
while i'm rich enough to travel the world
   with my hair in the wind gently curled
and more than enough to fulfill my own needs
         i'm not allowed to deposit my seeds
 into this future nesting mother-to-be
until i can provide for at least three
   (that's me, and she, and our little baby)
So while i didn't want to lose her that day
 i knew that things couldn't go on this way.